(Clark Epson sticks self-made leaflet to a public notice board in his college,he then looks at it with self content knowing he has finally got it on the board. He then briefly looks at the other advertisements on the notice board. diagetic 'college' noise will be constant throughout. He finishes and turns around. His phone rings and he lets it ring an annoyingly large amount of time. Fellow students will start to take recognition and stare and shout abuse at him for this.)
(Possible dialogue for groups of kids in shot)
1st group- answer your phone , Fag
2nd group-(strong 'street accent' Oi MAAAAATTTTTEE--pick up yo phoonneee
3rd group-(all sigh)
4th group- he's totally added an elevated neutron particle to my unstable xeron atom(all snort and giggle)
nice one Lewis
Clark answers his phone
Clark Epson:Hello?
Candice Epson: Mom wants you, fag!
Clark Epson: . . . .there's no reason to call me a fag,fag.
Candice Epson: Shut up or i'll tell everyone about how you tongued your Bon Jovi poster (in aggravated voice) just come home clark.
(candice puts phone down,short call cutting 'brr' noise)
clark: (sigh of disbelief,mumbles)
(clark walks away)